Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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