I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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