When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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