I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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