at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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