she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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