this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
