She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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