All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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