I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we should paint friendship bongs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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