Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
