Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
