you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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