dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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