Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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