haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm at about main and main street
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have feelings that need drinking.
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