i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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