So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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