**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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