Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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