Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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