your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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