Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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