I can tuck mytits in my pants
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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