wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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