If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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