What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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