She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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