is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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