these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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