I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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