OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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