what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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