god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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