"it" just moved
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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