idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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