That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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