we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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