How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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