It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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