He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry my hands just texted you
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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