I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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