she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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