All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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