you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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