I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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