So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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