now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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