found the other keg... it's in the tree
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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