wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Can Purell be used as lube?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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