i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I had to cum in my sink.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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