a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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