im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
