I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
