That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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