absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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