Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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