Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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